Reality is Relative

 First Umpire: “I calls ‘em as I sees ‘em.”

Second Umpire: “I calls ‘em as they is.”

Third Umpire: “They ain’t nothing ’til I calls ‘em!”

Guess which perspective I like?  L.M.

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